Character list
Teresa Maynot (F):
You are the new Prime Minister. Well, you certainly didn’t see that coming… But are you sure you really want to be in the middle of all this Brexit brouhaha? Strangely, you seem to have grown a pair of fairy-like wings and become the possessor of a magic wand… Looks like, you might need ‘em…
Costume suggestion: Anything that can be worn with a magical pair of wings… or hide them out of sight under your jacket…
Boris Johnstone (M):
A member of the serving government of Britlandia, you’ve got a reputation as a bit of a loose cannon. Really? Really??? Shivering shuffleboards!
Costume suggestion: Smart-ish wear. But how about a really LOUD waistcoat. Good to show off a bit. Tousled hair, definitely…
Nicola Stickleback (F):
First Lady of Scottyland, you don’t see why you shouldn’t be Prime Minister of the entire island shebang… Time to sort out these sassenachs and teach ‘em a portion of respect for wee Willie Wallace and his bairns…
Costume suggestion: Preferably something with a touch of the tartan, a skirt or sash will do.
Jacob Rees-Moglet (M):
You are a disciple of the Dark Forces, not one to turn your back on… Slithering around the government back benches, you stir up as much trouble as you can while building up your arcane powers. You are nearly ready to strike…
Costume suggestion: Preferably, a three-piece suit…
The Queen (F):
One is most certainly not amused with the way your government is running your country. Something must be done…
Costume suggestion: something sparkly and regal. Long satin gloves? A crown or tiara will do nicely…
Emmanuel Macon (M):
You are the President of Fransais, currently on a visit to Britlandia. You try not to find it amusing, watching the Britlandias deliciously floundering over their Brexit, but Mon Dieu, it’s a small revenge for Agincourt…
Costume suggestion: Considering yourself a Prince of the charming variety, you dress as would be expected of a prince of Fransais, with panache, verve and savoir faire. Not necessary to wear white tights… Maybe a red/white/blue tricolor sash would be good…
Angela Meckel (F):
You are the respected Chancellor of Germania, seeing the EU club very much as your brood, to be nurtured, bossed over and looked after. Mother goose knows best… don’t forget to mention your country has the largest single economy of the group…
Costume suggestion: Smart ware. Definitely no khaki – do not mention zee war!
Michael Go (M):
A serving government minister, after several re-shuffles you have ended up as Minister for Buttons and Haberdashery. Really, you do your best, you really do… but sometimes it seems the more you meddle - the messes just get bigger and bigger. Still, this Brexit thing should be fun…
Costume suggestion: A sober suit but maybe with something slightly comical, a spinning bow tie? Large horn-rimmed glasses…